…RAZOR FIST!
(featured in Master of Kung-fu #55)
Things must get reaaallly difficult when he's done using the crapper!
See all the insanity, HERE. How can you go wrong with a comic when there’s an international drug dealer named Velcro and it’s used in a most non-ironic fashion?
The answer is, you simply can’t. Looks like there’s another book worth digging out this weekend.
As a guy who has, a) not much of a life, b) more comics than I could read in a lifetime, and c) an intense love of all things awesome, I find it astounding that I never knew about THIS until today!
A comic series that features Chuck Norris!!??!! Drawn by Steve Ditko!!?? Holy shit.
My life is even more doomed and empty than I previously believed. But all this will change soon. When a book features panels like this:
Consider this SOLD.
I actually like this better than the Schumacher films.
And it just came out yesterday! Run–don’t walk to you local video store for this one. I’m all Netflix ready for it.
Let’s see, this movie collectively has:
Lorenzo Lamas–CHECK!
Debbie Gibson–CHECK!
Not just a giant shark, but rather a MEGA-shark–CHECK!
AND a giant octopus–CHECK!
Horrible looking CGI—HELL YES!!
I’m all in. If you see any movie at all this year, this…is… IT!
What could possibly go wrong? Also, I almost neglected to mention that this is the same studio that released both Transmorphers, as well as The Terminators!
So much so, he wants to make sure that this guy can never utter a word again!
That’ll teach ‘em. Say “what?” one more time with a crushed windpipe!
Batman is clearly not taking any shit in this one.
So Dave Campbell already blogged about this more than a year ago? So what! This is simply far too awesome to not let you fine people know just what is out there. This is one of the most awesome things I’ve EVER SEEN. PERIOD.
This is America. We live off of fast food. Bring this damn thing over here already and I will gladly clog my arteries.
That is all.
