1. He can’t swim.
2. He is an obsessive collector of many things, especially toys and records.
3. Strongly dislikes political discussion for the most part.
4. Knows in his heart that the recent Star Wars films sucked something awful.
5. Hates brussel sprouts, loves Belgian waffles.
6. Recovering coke(a-cola) addict.
7. Used to work in a record store for many years.
8. Believes that a person’s taste in shoes is the window into their soul.
9. He’s growing very tired of John Carpenter re-makes and re-makes in general.
10. Firmly believes that the 1970s were the golden age of cinema.
11. Loves the irony that the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica TV show is his favorite show, despite FunFact #9.
12. Has in his possession more comic books than he knows what to do with.
13. Believes Stanley Kubrick to be one of the greatest film makers to have ever lived.
14. The Agent Morris would love to make a film some day, but it probably won’t happen.
15. He feels arrogant, superior, and “cool” when attending conventions, despite knowing deep down that he’s just lame.
16. Still wanting to meet an Anna Karina look-a-like.
17. Proud that he does not own a single figure from Transformers: Beast Wars.
18. Could not function without a steady flow of coffee.
19. I do graphic design for almost a living.
Man, number 17 and 18, wow. Because I just can’t imagine someone that a) CAN function without a steady flow of coffee and b) wouldn’t WANT to own at least Barney the purple Megatron, because he’s teh awesome.
Heavyarms: Regarding my stance on TF Beast Wars: I wanted to like them, I really did. But I just think they suck. Beast Machines on the other hand– I can handle.
I will say to their credit, that Beast Wars was an important step in the evolution of TF articualtion. For that I am grateful–but I still won’t buy one.