On a long enough timeline, all blog traffic reaches ZERO -OR- Holy shit I haven’t had a new entry since JUNE!

I’d been thinking about this blog recently.

Thinking about how I used to rather infrequently blog about nothing and loserdom. Thinking about all the plethora of abandoned blogs and toy sites I come across in my interwebz travels when not lurking on cosplay sites looking for great renditions of Morrigan. And I’ve thought how I didn’t want to become just another abandoned loser blog. I want to be AN ACTIVE loser’s blog.

How I missed those days of needless typed drivel. And if you’re reading this entry you either:

A) Know exactly what I’m all about and miss the bad old nothing days of DOOMblog.

-OR-

B) Have no idea just what the hell I’m going on about.

I almost rather hope it’s “B”, cuz if it’s “A” you may have gotten tired of coming here and seeing the same damn Hasbro promo shot of Transformers Animated Rodimus for 5 months (that may actually be happening after the smoke clears from the Bayfomer-explode fest.) But I write this entry to say, I’m back from the dead like a toy collecting Jason Voorhees and I’ll keep my mindless spewing for the 5 people who have me bookmarked!

See you in the movies!

In other news…

…Animated Rodimus is a pimp. See seibertron.com for the evidence.

Well, the first stage is denial…

Just what the hell is wrong with me? For a long time now, I’ve been very down on the upcoming Bay-formers movie debacle and the fugly damn toys that accompany it for like, A YEAR NOW! And yet, guess who’s been on a frakin’ Transformer Movie toy spending spree/binge. Damn it!!!

 

I’m a truly sick man, for in the last two weeks I’ve bought:

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Sideswipe

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Sideways

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Breakaway

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Rampage

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Desert Brawl (a frakin’ repaint!?)

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Bumblebee

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Sideways (darker variant)

 

Revenge of the Fallen Voyager Starscream

 

Revenge of the Fallen Voyager Demolishor

 

Revenge of the Fallen Voyager The Fallen

 

Revenge of the Fallen Leader Megatron

 

Movie 2007 Premium Deluxe Barricade

 

Movie 2007 Premium Deluxe Jazz

 

Movie 2007 Lawson’s Japanese DVD Exclusive Blackout (cost me a damn pretty penny, too)

 

W…T…F!

 

All this from a guy who didn’t want anything to do with the damn things and was all butt-hurt with the shelving of more Animated toys!

 

My robo-plastiholism runs DEEP. I’m so very, VERY DOOMED. My wallet weeps…

 

Drugs aren’t that much more expensive than toy robots, are they? 

 

Pictures of my toy robot crap coming soon…

Meet Edward Scissorhands’ cousin…

…RAZOR FIST!

(featured in Master of Kung-fu #55)

 

Things must get reaaallly difficult when he's done using the crapper!

See all the insanity, HERE. How can you go wrong with a comic when there’s an international drug dealer named Velcro and it’s used in a most non-ironic fashion?

The answer is, you simply can’t.  Looks like there’s another book worth digging out this weekend.

How did I miss this?

As a guy who has, a) not much of a life, b) more comics than I could read in a lifetime, and c) an intense love of all things awesome, I find it astounding that I never knew about THIS until today!

A comic series that features Chuck Norris!!??!! Drawn by Steve Ditko!!?? Holy shit.

 

My life is even more doomed and empty than I previously believed. But all this will change soon. When a book features panels like this:

Consider this SOLD.

The Batman shops at Zayre

 

I actually like this better than the Schumacher films.

And then, there was this.

And it just came out yesterday!  Run–don’t walk to you local video store for this one.  I’m all Netflix ready for it.

 

Let’s see, this movie collectively has:

Lorenzo Lamas–CHECK!

Debbie Gibson–CHECK!

Not just a giant shark, but rather a MEGA-shark–CHECK!

AND a giant octopus–CHECK!

Horrible looking CGI—HELL YES!!

I’m all in. If you see any movie at all this year, this…is… IT!

What could possibly go wrong? Also, I almost neglected to mention that this is the same studio that released both Transmorphers, as well as The Terminators!

The Batman=Grammer Nazi.

So much so, he wants to make sure that this guy can never utter a word again!

That’ll teach ‘em. Say “what?” one more time with a crushed windpipe!

 

Batman is clearly not taking any shit in this one.

Old news, sure. Radical? HELL YES!

A real Hong Kong fast food restuarant with no clowns, kings, or even pandas as a mascot. All you need is Game of Death Bruce Lee.

So Dave Campbell already blogged about this more than a year ago? So what! This is simply far too awesome to not let you fine people know just what is out there. This is one of the most awesome things I’ve EVER SEEN. PERIOD.

This is America. We live off of fast food. Bring this damn thing over here already and I will gladly clog my arteries.

 

That is all.

Balls. Triple balls.

So, this morning I go to the FX International Con website to double check the panel schedule and..lo and behold–THIS:

Ahh, well. I’m still going and will still have a good time. It’s only taken me three years to finally go!

I can’t wait to ask Leonard Nimoy about his recording career!