http://staysick.wordpress.com Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:46:50 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/0e69b20d6fd383698f5c1f65983de3f8?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://staysick.wordpress.com In other news… http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/in-other-news/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/in-other-news/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:46:50 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=378 ]]>

…Animated Rodimus is a pimp. See seibertron.com for the evidence.

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/in-other-news/feed/ 1 agentmorris Well, the first stage is denial… http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/well-the-first-stage-is-denial/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/well-the-first-stage-is-denial/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:54:30 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=373 ]]>

Just what the hell is wrong with me? For a long time now, I’ve been very down on the upcoming Bay-formers movie debacle and the fugly damn toys that accompany it for like, A YEAR NOW! And yet, guess who’s been on a frakin’ Transformer Movie toy spending spree/binge. Damn it!!!

 

I’m a truly sick man, for in the last two weeks I’ve bought:

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Sideswipe

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Sideways

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Breakaway

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Rampage

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Desert Brawl (a frakin’ repaint!?)

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Bumblebee

 

Revenge of the Fallen Deluxe Sideways (darker variant)

 

Revenge of the Fallen Voyager Starscream

 

Revenge of the Fallen Voyager Demolishor

 

Revenge of the Fallen Voyager The Fallen

 

Revenge of the Fallen Leader Megatron

 

Movie 2007 Premium Deluxe Barricade

 

Movie 2007 Premium Deluxe Jazz

 

Movie 2007 Lawson’s Japanese DVD Exclusive Blackout (cost me a damn pretty penny, too)

 

W…T…F!

 

All this from a guy who didn’t want anything to do with the damn things and was all butt-hurt with the shelving of more Animated toys!

 

My robo-plastiholism runs DEEP. I’m so very, VERY DOOMED. My wallet weeps…

 

Drugs aren’t that much more expensive than toy robots, are they? 

 

Pictures of my toy robot crap coming soon…

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/well-the-first-stage-is-denial/feed/ 0 agentmorris Meet Edward Scissorhands’ cousin… http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/edward-scissorhands-cousin/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/edward-scissorhands-cousin/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 17:27:20 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=368 ]]>

…RAZOR FIST!

(featured in Master of Kung-fu #55)

 

Things must get reaaallly difficult when he's using the crapper!

Things must get reaaallly difficult when he's done using the crapper!

See all the insanity, HERE. How can you go wrong with a comic when there’s an international drug dealer named Velcro and it’s used in a most non-ironic fashion?

The answer is, you simply can’t.  Looks like there’s another book worth digging out this weekend.

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/edward-scissorhands-cousin/feed/ 1 agentmorris razor_fist How did I miss this? http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/how-did-i-miss-this/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/how-did-i-miss-this/#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 15:32:04 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=359 ]]>

As a guy who has, a) not much of a life, b) more comics than I could read in a lifetime, and c) an intense love of all things awesome, I find it astounding that I never knew about THIS until today!

A comic series that features Chuck Norris!!??!! Drawn by Steve Ditko!!?? Holy shit.

 

My life is even more doomed and empty than I previously believed. But all this will change soon. When a book features panels like this:

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Consider this SOLD.

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/21/how-did-i-miss-this/feed/ 1 agentmorris So intensely radical my heads about to explode right now! chuck The Batman shops at Zayre http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/the-batman-shops-at-zayre/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/the-batman-shops-at-zayre/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 17:56:22 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=356 ]]>

 

I actually like this better than the Schumacher films.

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/the-batman-shops-at-zayre/feed/ 0 agentmorris And then, there was this. http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/and-then-there-was-this/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/and-then-there-was-this/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 14:00:16 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=348 ]]>

And it just came out yesterday!  Run–don’t walk to you local video store for this one.  I’m all Netflix ready for it.

 

Let’s see, this movie collectively has:

Lorenzo Lamas–CHECK!

Debbie Gibson–CHECK!

Not just a giant shark, but rather a MEGA-shark–CHECK!

AND a giant octopus–CHECK!

Horrible looking CGI—HELL YES!!

I’m all in. If you see any movie at all this year, this…is… IT!

What could possibly go wrong? Also, I almost neglected to mention that this is the same studio that released both Transmorphers, as well as The Terminators!

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/and-then-there-was-this/feed/ 0 agentmorris I love in the trailer when the octopus bitch slaps the jet fighter. The Batman=Grammer Nazi. http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-batman/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-batman/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 15:31:41 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=336 ]]>

So much so, he wants to make sure that this guy can never utter a word again!

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That’ll teach ‘em. Say “what?” one more time with a crushed windpipe!

 

Batman is clearly not taking any shit in this one.

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-batman/feed/ 0 agentmorris batmanvocab Old news, sure. Radical? HELL YES! http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/old-news-sure-radical-hell-yes/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/old-news-sure-radical-hell-yes/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 14:48:56 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=328 ]]>

A real Hong Kong fast food restuarant with no clowns, kings, or even pandas as a mascot. All you need is Game of Death Bruce Lee.

So Dave Campbell already blogged about this more than a year ago? So what! This is simply far too awesome to not let you fine people know just what is out there. This is one of the most awesome things I’ve EVER SEEN. PERIOD.

This is America. We live off of fast food. Bring this damn thing over here already and I will gladly clog my arteries.

 

That is all.

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/old-news-sure-radical-hell-yes/feed/ 0 agentmorris WHOOOO-AHHHHH Balls. Triple balls. http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/balls-triple-balls/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/balls-triple-balls/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:19:08 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=325 ]]>

So, this morning I go to the FX International Con website to double check the panel schedule and..lo and behold–THIS:

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Ahh, well. I’m still going and will still have a good time. It’s only taken me three years to finally go!

I can’t wait to ask Leonard Nimoy about his recording career!

]]> http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/balls-triple-balls/feed/ 0 agentmorris picture-11 The greatest TFW2005 thread this year http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/04/09/the-greatest-tfw2005-thread-this-year/ http://staysick.wordpress.com/2009/04/09/the-greatest-tfw2005-thread-this-year/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:28:30 +0000 agentmorris http://staysick.wordpress.com/?p=321 ]]>

The proof is in the pudding RIGHT HERE.

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It just made my day!

My favorite quote: 

so i am done collecting. 
i am 28 and the only G1 i need/want to complete “my” collection is Fort Max.
Cold day in hell that i pay for that son of a bitch.

And this dude was BANNED for this! No sense of humor at all in that place.

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