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31
Mar
09

“Why would I want to meet someone who shares my interests? I hate my interests!”

 

It occurred to me upon reading this thread, at the oh-so-awesome-toy-robot-fetish site, that perhaps I deep down really do hate my hobbies. As any guy with no real “life” to speak of, I often indulge in those things which most “normal” people would call “a waste of time/money.” And due to this, while I honestly love most of my preoccupations (toy robots, comics, crap movies, etc;…) they often cause an unquantifiable shame deep within me. 

 

After every subsequent episode of my futile social interactions, it gets really easy for me to think, that while I don’t know what I’d really do without reading things like a werewolf fighting a bear with mechanical claws, it’s pretty damn difficult to talk to “normal” people about the crap state of the global economy or Tiger Woods winning a golf tournament(again!)

 

It’s as if I, at certain times, wish my interests really were something like cars, guns and fine wines. It especially gets really difficult in a first date situation, when women first get to know you, and after a short while I start praying that the conversation promptly shifts from life ambitions/meaning to why the newest BotCon set sucks so badly.

 

There are no easy answers to this love/hate relationship I have with my hobbies. Not unless I had some not-so-serious leather sofa time to find out the absolute basis for this dysfunctional relationship I have with obsessively obtaining toy robots and comics with copious amounts of kicks in the face.

 

I love it all so much, but, at the same time, feel somewhat ashamed. Is that a healthy shame? I’m quite unsure of that, really. Although when I dropped out of college in the mid-90s, that was the beginning of the bad place I got to by 2004 and then my comeback, if you will, where I finally buckled down, went back to college, graduated, quit my minimum wage record store job, and now work at a publisher almost making a living even in this shit-economy. While it will take years for my financial irresponsibility/stupidity to be fully rectified (shit-loads of credit card/student loan debt, for one), I did “grow up” in many ways and will definitely finally/hopefully own a house in 5 years. Will I feel better then? I’m not so sure of that. But I will then have more display space to show off my years of poor and questionable choices! That’d be something to be proud of, right? Or am I well and truly doomed?

27
Mar
09

Well, at least Transformers aren’t the only ones

 

Well, it’s become apparent to me now why images of the upcoming live action Cobra Commander character design have taken so long to surface.

The proof is here on toybender.

Bleghhh. No thanks. Like a simple hood or mask was just too much to ask.And for the record, I’m actually more looking forward to that G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie, more than TF: Revenge of the Too-damn-busy-alien-bug-robot-designs-that-urinate. So far, I have no problem with a Sigma 6 movie. And Sienna Miller is hot–AND SHE’S THE BARONESS. And The Doctor playing Destro is rad. But this design? Uhhh…awful? Reprehensible? YES.

Ahh, well, I’ll still see the damn movie.

26
Mar
09

All this HAS happened before…

…the over-hyped expectations of a huge, on-going story that can’t possibly be met in a way that satisfies everyone. The very idea of satisfying everyone is an exercise in futility.

So when I came across this Yahoo tv blog entry about the Battlestar series finale this morning, I was a bit peeved. For the record, I thought the ending was amazing and that’s that. Of course it could have been better, but honestly, it was fantastic in the way it denied expectations in brilliant ways. So, in defense of the Ron Moore’s ending, I offer this Agent of Doom rebuttal:

 

Yahoo TV blog: How long would an advanced race of humans survive on a primitive planet with no technology or experience in such an environment?

DOOMblog: Most likely, not very long. Next!


Yahoo TV blog: How is Hera “mitochondrial Eve”?

DOOMblog: Not sure, and you know what…that’s just a mystery.

 

Yahoo TV blog: Isn’t it an amazing coincidence that not only human life, but animal life as well, evolved exactly the same way on different planets light-years apart?

DOOMblog: Yes–amazing. Your point? Why isn’t there a chance for anything occurring in this immense universe?


Yahoo TV blog: Was this entire series really about teaching us that robots are dangerous?

DOOMblog: Not really, it was about “all-too-real struggles with faith, war, terrorism, etc. within a sci-fi setting.” And, oh yeah, trying to replicate human life–probably a BAD idea. And lastly, what it means to be human. Right?


Yahoo TV blog: Would an entire fleet of people really give up their technology?

DOOMblog: After what they’d been thorough, perhaps a majority would.


Yahoo TV blog: Did all of the rebel Cylons die in the nuclear blast? 

DOOMblog: What/who implied that?

 

Yahoo TV blog: In whose mind were “head” Six and Baltar supposed to be existing in during the coda?

DOOMblog: No one’s? NEXT!


Yahoo TV blog: Were the Cylons right about the One God thing all along? 

DOOMblog: Perhaps.

 

Yahoo TV blog: Finally, what the heck is Starbuck?

DOOMblog: Left that open on purpose. All I can say is, WATCH CAPRICA!


 


10
Mar
09

I’ve kept busy

It occurred to me that I’ve actually built some cool stuff the last few months and haven’t really shared them with anyone that didn’t happen to just come over and say, “when did you build this?”

 

So here goes:

 

LEGO Cylon Raider (from new BSG)

LEGO Cylon Raider (from new BSG)

 Based/copied very much by this one.

 

I worked from only pictures, so I did the best I could.

I worked from only pictures, so I did the best I could.

In the end, I thought I did a fairly good interpretation, no?

 

Bandai 1/72 scale model VF-25F--Battroid

Bandai 1/72 scale model Macross Frontier VF-25F--Battroid mode

 

VF-25F--Fighter mode

VF-25F--Fighter mode

VF-25S--Battroid mode

VF-25S--Battroid mode

After building these kits, toy robot Nirvana may have escaped me, but they got me damn close. I LOVE these kits–LOTS. The DX Chogokin’s are good, but honestly, if you do these kits up proper, they make a better representation of the Macross Frontier CG models in my view.

 

Just last night, I finished the EVA-02 Bandai HG kit. Pics coming. And there’s that Kotobukiya Linebarrel kit waiting to be built. Lucky for me, time’s something I’ve got.

08
Mar
09

MegaCon 2009:The agent of doom speaks

This year’s Mega Con would indeed be different, in that I was going it alone for the first time. That, and for the first time ever, I was getting there intentionally early to beat the awful I-4 traffic that builds up early on Saturdays. I left my house at 7:30AM that Saturday, as what else is someone with not much of a life and a bit of money to squander supposed to do?

The drive up was uneventful, except for the fact that I breezed by my exit, oblivious to my surroundings and had to backtrack it. Once I got to the convention center at about 9AM, I could tell I was early, although the lines for advanced ticket pickup were about what I’ve grown accustom to after going for five straight years now.

Once I got in, it was awesome. I was early enough to get to actually see something from vendor to vendor and within about an hour I already had wasted some of my hard earned money on useless plastic to clog up my shelves (more on that later.)

I spent the majority of that day just soaking in all the costumed freaky people that I love so much. I didn’t go to any panels that day, as all of the panels I wanted to see were really on Sunday. Mainly I wanted to see the Battlestar guest panel that included James Callis, Lucciana Carro, Jennifer Halley and Dirk Benedict among others. Otherwise, there were just some Anime panels I wanted to catch about mecha and Evangelion specifically. I just wished I hadn’t missed the Anime costume contest.

As the first day wore on, I started feeling like shit. I was either getting a cold or having some of the worst allergies I’ve had in some time. Not sure which was happening, but regardless I felt like death warmed over from about 3:00 in the afternoon onward. Needless to say, that sucked.

After a long day of walking my ass off all over the Orange County Convention Center taking tons of pictures/wasting money, I set about checking into my hotel down the street. That was fun. Especially when a hotel has physically more rooms than they do parking spaces! Ughhh. Eventually I just said the hell with it and parked in what I figured to be the least likely tow-away zone, then went to my room to collapse. Then I of course took the obligatory, “con haul” pic I’m sure anyone in the loser reading blogdom has seen a million times over. And yes, you do see a robot or two in there, although none of them are transformable, but man, am I drifting now from my supposed toy robot enlightenment that my Macross Frontier valkyries were supposed to take me. But no matter, I just couldn’t help myself when I saw the Kotobukiya Linebarrel  model kit I wanted to build the second I saw it in Hobby Japan a few months back.

The next day was really more of the same, just with more panel-y goodness than the first day and less toy robot related buying. I did finally get a hold of a Revoltech YF-19, though. The Battlestar panel was what started my day at 10:30. It was as great as I thought it’d be. All of the actors were very insightful and it was cool that I got to ask the first question of any of the panel attendees. I asked James Callis specifically how it felt, to week in and week out, get to play a character that emphasized most of human nature’s worst qualities. He seemed to really appreciate the question, as he answered it as best I remember, that he did think that his version of Baltar was less a villian than the first Baltar played by Colicos in the original series.  The new Baltar is just much more of a misguided, flawed character than he is intentionally evil. I was satisfied with that answer, as I feel very much the same way about that character. When I went to his signing, he thanked me for the question and inscribed on my picture “Dear Zack, if you want ot know what it means to be human, honestly you’re asking the wrong Gaius! All the best, James Callis.” So SO AWESOME! This was after we both were discussing the show and it’s underlying themes of what it means to be human.

The anime panels run by Anime Sushi were pretty good. They even covered the Japanese series of Transformers, which I found a bit unexpected. Why? I don’t know.

So after all that, I went home feeling physically worse than ever and hoping that I get to feel better for FX International in Orlando in just a month and a half away.

Last but not least—I leave you to the pictures!

This is what 9 AM on a Saturday at Megacon looks like.

This is what 9 AM on a Saturday at Megacon looks like.

This is what anyone whos been to a Mega Con can attest--the floor is CROWDED most of the time.

This is what anyone who's been to a Mega Con can attest--the floor is CROWDED most of the time.

Adam Hughes at work. I got a couple signed sketchbooks of his. The man is awesome.

Adam Hughes at work. I got a couple signed sketchbooks of his. The man is awesome.

The Doctor! Grown men in tights! Holy crap!

The Doctor! Grown men in tights! Holy crap!

A big reason I was there is on the top line.

A big reason I was there is on the top line.

Geeks on the loose! On the prowl!

Geeks on the loose! On the prowl!

Tricia Helfers ungodly line. She was only there Saturday.

Tricia Helfer's ungodly line. She was only there Saturday.

Security had to convene at one point.

Security had to convene at one point.

My Saturday haul. Yup, robots and anime chicks. Nothing else to see here.

My Saturday haul. Yup, robots and anime chicks. Nothing else to see here. Loves me some Linebarrel, too.

Sunday morning, 9AM

Sunday morning, 9AM

Sunday afternoon

Sunday afternoon

BSG panel

BSG panel

Callis speaks.

Callis speaks.

I need to use the commode. By your command.

I need to use the commode. "By your command." And why the hell were they serving sandwiches in the "Restrooms?"

R2 + new school Cylon= too frakin rad!

R2 + new school Cylon= too frakin rad!

A Watchmen movie this year meant stuff like this. Nice.

A Watchmen movie this year meant stuff like this. Nice.

My favorite pic. Not sure what is more awesome, Iron Fist or Darth Vader in his Sundays best on a Sunday?

My favorite pic. Not sure what is more awesome, Iron Fist or Darth Vader in his Sunday's best on a Sunday?

As a side note, I looked at Flickr this week and realized that my pictures were decidedly crappier than most of  the other attendees, so here’s a link to those if you just can’t get enough of Mega Con 2009!

23
Feb
09

Another year, another MegaCon

Another year, another MegaCon in Orlando this weekend. 

 

Of course I’m going, but only solo this time. My sister and brother-in-law couldn’t make it, my boy Matt’s a no go (again) and I may see some people there I know, but otherwise, I’m flyin’ solo ( as per usual!)

 

And not surprisingly to those who know me, this fact doesn’t bug me in the slightest. Let’s face it, as most real dorks know, we ain’t exactly the most extroverted bunch traditionally. My general aversion to social situations has left me with few friends in truth, but that’s how I roll anyways. And it does make things easier.

 

I’m actually more stoked than usual for this years edition of Florida’s largest geek orgy! Now perhaps I can ogle some freaks/cosplay chicks with even less shame now. And, oh yeah—Adam Hughes will be there!

06
Feb
09

More Macross Frontier Bandai goodness

The oh-so-blindingly-insanely awesome Valk kits keep coming from Bandai. Now we get a look at the upcoming VF-25G Mikael custom 1/72 scale kit. Fully transformable and FULLY BALLS AWESOME.

As my desire decreases for more Transformers, my Valkyrie squadron will take its place among the pile. Who needs more TFs anyways?

 

This sucker is as good as pre ordered. Oh yes.

04
Feb
09

On the Journey to Toy Robot Nirvana

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In BuddhismNirvana is the state of perfect peace reached by not wanting more than you have. It is every Buddhist’s goal to achieve Nirvana. The Buddha described it as:

“the far shore, the subtle, the very difficult to see, the unaging, the stable, the undisintegrating, the unmanifest, the unproliferated, the peaceful, the deathless , the sublime, the auspicious, the secure, the destruction of craving, the wonderful, the amazing, the unailing, the unailing state, the unafflicted, dispassion, purity, freedom, the unadhesive, the island, the shelter, the asylum, the refuge…” (SN 43:14)

What does this have to do with my unhealthy obsession with toy robots? Well let’s just say I finally saw me some Macross Frontier. I saw the insanely awesome new Valk fighters. I more importantly saw both the Bandai Chogokin toys and the 1/72 scale transformable snap kits. Let’s just say I’m getting the snap kits. I’m going to assemble the said kits and I may be retiring from obtaining new toy robots indefinitely. For I will then already possess the Alpha and Omega of plastic robot love.

 

Yes. That’s what I’ve been up to lately. The end of the journey. Will you join me in this enlightenment?

 

 

11
Dec
08

As if I wasn’t getting all worked up already

But then I get to see another awesome character design for Transformers Animated Season 3!

Derrick Wyatt is the man indeed. And I don’t even like Hot Shot, but I can dig this.

11
Dec
08

This week’s Clone Wars…

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…..s’gonna be ZOPPITY!

See the madness here.

I love this show.